Fairfax Underground reported that the Fairfax man plans to set a world record for dog biscuits eaten -- by a human -- in five minutes. Since Squier knows of no existing record, if he can stomach one he's a champ.
Don't retch, yet. It's not like he's chowing down on Milk-Bones. Squier's getting gourmet Scooby snacks from Tomoko Kawasumi, the owner and head chef at Organic Doggy Kitchen of Falls Church. If he planned on having a toilet nearby to wash 'em down, then we'd be impressed. And, you know, disgusted.
At least he's not doing this strictly for fame. It's a charity event to raise money for Save Our Siberians-Siberspace Rescue Fund, an organization that provides funds to Siberian husky rescue groups.
The event's scheduled for 2:30 p.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday at the Baron Cameron Dog Park, with the speed-eating from 3:30 p.m. to 3:35 p.m. The rain date is Oct. 24.