Brace yourselves, Washingtonians: Charlie Sheen is riding his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour to our tender little town. Are we ready for this fierce infusion of tiger blood? Only time will tell.
Sheen's performing(?) at DAR Constition Hall on April 19, and tickets go on sale Saturday at 10 a.m.
Maybe while he's in town, he can surreptitiously check out the George Washington University, where some students recently launched a tongue-in-cheek campaign to recruit the star for their 2012 commencement speaker.
Hey, he's gotta keep the gigs coming somehow now that he's been cut loose from "Two and a Half Men," right?