Oh those wily University of Maryland students! They watched their dumb pirate sex movie, and it was Good.
State Sen. Andrew "Principal Belding" Harris, meanwhile, still wants these kids to get off his lawn! Figuratively. He is fiddling with the state capital budget to make sure these rotten sex freaks never get to watch their pirate sex again, is the point.
To recap: the College Park students wanted to watch a hilarious XXX-rated "pornographic film" called Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, but were forced to cancel the on-campus screening late last week after Sen. Harris threatened to withhold the university's entire $424 million in state funding. The students went nuts. Some decided to hold an unofficial screening, with professors (credibility, natch), tonight. Harris was foiled by those mangy kids again! Curse them!
Nonetheless Harris is still a legislateur of sorts and he will LEGISLATE THEM TO THE GRAVE:
Mr. Harris said Monday he plans to insert language in the state's capital budget that would require the university to come up with a plan that will address the health and social concerns that are attributed to pornography, in the event an adult film is ever showcased on campus again.
MORE HARRIS DEVASTATION:
"The taxpayers are paying a high six-figure salary to a lot of people who are supposed to be running that campus," he said. "They need to take control of this situation. If they cannot handle this situation, they cannot handle the type of money that is earmarked for them in the capital budget either."
What was the name of the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Well, Andy Harris is that guy too.
Jim Newell writes for Wonkette and IvyGate
