WAG SWAG: File this one under "Things You'll Never, Ever Actually Need, But You Really, Really Want." Yep, it's the Humunga Stache dog chew toy. The front side is a perfect evil-doer curled 'stache, and the back side is a big ol' rubber knob ripe for chewing opportunity. Now your dog can star as the evil mayor in all those weird theatrical productions you stage in your apartment. GET IT: Muttropolis.com.
