MORE 'BAMA: You ain't really lived until you've carried around a first lady on a tote bag ($13.95). This whimsically oil-cloth tote is huge -- more than 15" x 15" -- so you can carry around your life in ridiculously over-the-top cuteness. The design incorporates Michelle Obama on a tree swing, a long-lashed teensy prancing fawn, a bluebird wearing flowers, and a White House floating around on a parachute. Naturally, there's also a banning declaring M'OBama "First Lady of Fabulous." Politics aside, this is one for the history books. GET IT: Wake Up Little Suzie, 3409 Connecticut Ave. N.W., (202-244-0700).