Freshen Up With Bacon Breathmints

ACHIN' FOR BACON: Forget you, cholesterol tests! We're not interested in you anymore... not when we're facing down these bacon-flavored mints ($2.95). Whether using them to freshen up before a big date (with a bacon lover, of course) or preparing your palate for a big meaty dinner, bacon mints will come in handy at any time of day. And these, er, "mints" will not only serve to take care of your mid-day bacon cravings, but they're also a great way to break up any awkward silences. And at this price, you'll have enough cash left to buy the corndog air freshener, too. GET IT: BaconandMeat.com.

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