The original "American Pie" came out in 1999. By Hollywood reasoning, it should have been remade 3 times by now. Instead, they've decided to get the original cast back together for another sequel.
That's right, somehow, by some kind of Steven Soderbergh-ian level of "Ocean's Eleven" chicanery, they have managed to bring back Jason Biggs ("American Pie"), Chris Klein ("American Pie"), Thomas Motherscratchin' Ian Nicholas ("American Pie"), Alyson Hannigan ("How I Met Your Mother"), Mena Suvari ("American Pie"), Shannon Elizabeth ("American Pie"), Seann William Scott ("American Pie"), Eddie Kaye Thomas ("American Pie"), and Tara Reid ("American Pie").
According to IMDB, Natasha Lyonne is back, too, but we'll believe it when we see it. We still don't buy the notion that anything short of a voodoo priest and a vat of gypsy tears could possibly bring her back into the world.
Anyway, here's our first look. It's red-band, but unless you are extremely sensitive (in which case, why do you care about an "American Pie" movie?) you won't find anything here any more outrageous than you would on an episode of "Whitney."
Enjoy watching Jason Biggs inflict psychological damage on this child.