Let's talk about a local football team (relatively speaking) that has actually won a game for a minute. Let's talk about the Baltimore Ravens.
TMZ is reporting that Ravens wide receiver, Super Bowl hero and "Dancing With The Stars" contestant Jacoby Jones was injured early Monday morning in the District during an altercation involving a professional exotic dancer while celebrating teammate Bryant McKinnie's birthday.
While leaving Opera Ultra Lounge in Northwest at around 3 a.m., a fight broke out on a party bus:
One eyewitness tells us he saw a bottle being swung at Jacoby Jones -- it connected with his head and hurt him. We're told an ambulance was called "for a bleeding male" but he was not taken to the hospital.
Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We're told the bottle smashed over his head and he was "bleeding everywhere."
We're told Jacoby's friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant.
Jones is already injured, having sprained his MCL during Baltimore's Week 1 loss to Denver. Rehab seems to be going well.
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