(Okay, I lied about not commenting)
During my four years at American University, I saw a lot, just like any normal college student. One thing I never saw, however, was the men's swimmng team prancing around in Speedos to the tune of LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem." To be perfectly honest, another thing I never saw was the men's swimming team in general.
Anyway, feast your eyes on this year's AU swim team (warning: some gestures NSFW) in its attempt to look like a synchronized swimming team while in Miami for a training trip (the video was originally on YouTube, but has since been deleted; go ahead, I'll wait).
So? Yeah, I do not have much to say either.
Last year, the Eagles' men's basketball team shared some of their trick shots with the world, though their validity was questioned at the time. At least there is no slight of hand (though there is a lot of pelvic thrusting) with the swim team's video, right?
Your move, AU women's lacrosse team.
Adam Vingan is co-founder and editor of Kings Of Leonsis, a Caps-centric blog, and is the Capitals Editor for SB Nation. Follow him on Twitter @Adam_KOL and e-mail your story ideas to adamvingan (at) gmail.com.