Well, if Robert Griffin III ever decides to run for office, he's got the glad-handing part down.
We have finally made it. Today is the day. Only 1,463 days until Election Day 2016.
Just kidding (but really, there are 1,463 days until Election Day 2016). After being beaten over the head by conjecture (and/or binders full of women), rediscovering your love of Big Bird and alienating your friends, family and coworkers by bloviating, all of that will be put to rest in just a few hours when our country decides whether or not there will be new residents at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW.
And because we have a few hours left in this election cycle, there is plenty of time for one more "we in Washington are divisive, but can agree on Robert Griffin III" story. So here you go!
What do your favorite NBC personaities think about RGIII?
Well, Andrea Mitchell said that "if you are a winner, you have the love of the Beltway."
Chuck Todd said, "This is a Redskins town more than it is an Obama town [or] a Romney town" and that "the star player of the Washington Redskins is the one who owns this town.”
As for me, it doesn't matter what I think, because my vote won't count. Burger King's "Design The Crown" contest was apparently only open to kids age 12 and younger.
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