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Giant Cicada Attacks Teddy During Presidents Race

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    It's been a while since I've written about the Nationals' Presidents Race -- probably because the intrigue is gone now that Teddy has finally won -- but watching the 26th President of the United States get tackled by a giant bug is enough to grab my attention.

    During Sunday afternoon's race, Teddy was well on his way to victory when an anthropomorphic cicada, taking a break from its busy schedule of noisy lovemaking, entered through the crowd and accosted him, allowing George to win the race.

    The question still remains: Where did a cicada find a pair of Chucks?


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