I find cooking to be a great way to save money in these difficult economic times, but sometimes, I crave something greasy and easy.
Luckily for me, I don't live in Dallas -- for a variety of reasons (thanks, Most Eligible Dallas) -- so I don't have to pay nearly $900 for a slice of pizza and a drink.
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That's right. A Dallas-area pizzeria put up this sign advertising a jumbo slice of cheese and a fountain drink for $863.49. Obviously, this is a joke, which, surprisingly (or maybe not), is not the biggest joke on this flier ("Redskin's and Giant's" fans? Really? C'mon, Texas, get with the grammar).
Look, if I'm paying nearly $900 for a piece of pizza, I better get a personal rapping performance from Jerry Jones. Just sayin'.