Brian Orakpo's a scary dude on the football field. His punishing hits and cat-like quickness strike fear in the hearts of QBs and running backs, alike.
Off the field, the guy hangs out with a caveman who lets him win in chess and wears cheerleader outfits.
We don't know what's up with that either. But to each his own, we suppose.
Anyway ... car insurance commercials aside, we're big fans of what Orakpo does ON the football field. He's developing into one of the league's best on the defensive side of the ball. We just hope all of this losing early in his career doesn't make him want to go hide under a rock for several thousand years...