Hey, you. Yes, you. Have you ever wanted to be a basketball coach for a Division I program?
Here's your chance.
American University released a statement Friday that reads like an advertisement in the classifieds, asking for "nominations, recommendations, and expressions of interest" to help fill the role recently vacated by Jeff Jones, who left AU after 13 seasons to coach Old Dominion.
The Parker Executive Search firm is leading the search. If you or anyone you know is interested, contact Daniel Parker at firstname.lastname@example.org or 770-804-1996, x-116.
Apply. It'll be funny.
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